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Name: Anthony
Callsign: Desertfox / Shotgun
Age: 24 and counting...
Institution: Singapore Poly

Hobbies: Archery, Gaming, Pool,
Hiking around, Surfing Youtube

Hopes: Make it to University

Wishlist: Fulfilled my prev wishlist
except this one; get a good girlfriend.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Why fart it and waste it, when you can burp it and taste it?

Its a damn gassy past 2 days. I think I've caught some diarrhea or stomach flu. Every morning I wake up, I feel bloated like a balloon or something. Can even FEEL the gas movement in my colon! Every corner it takes, it rumbles and merges with some smaller pocket of gas.. Urgh.

I have to say, I'm having fun though. Heh. I'm having fun reading up about farts and funny stuff to say after you fart. For example...

*You fart* : "Thats the asshole talking behind my back!"
or
*You fart* : "Don't worry! - There's enough for everyone!"

And of course, theres all the mythbusting about farts. Firstly, pretty girls DO FART! Dogs n Cats farts stink more than ours. Dogs love to smell our farts. Not everybody's fart can ignite! Farts can contain particles of poop! And last but not least, you even fart shortly after you DIE! COOL EH?!

So everybody, if you gotta fart, just FART! Better to fart and bear the shame, than holding it in, and feel the pain!

Goodnight! May the fart be with you!
listening to the rain... 1:18 AM

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